Recent Gaming Discoveries - March 2. 2008

Hiya all.

Well, recently I've got back into pira...buying games. Yup, I shelled out money for games. I feel like I sold out, but in the end it was worth it. Anyways, I'm gonna outline my "reviews" of the games.

First off, The Orange Box....

What can I say about Orange Box. Hrrm...OMFGZOMGZORSWTFBBQ! This game is awesome. Completely and totally awesome. I used to love me some TFC and TF2 is the perfect sequel. Dear lord it was worth every dime. Oh yeah, portal was cool too. I still haven't played HL2. To hell with it.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Also worth the money. I suggest buying it retail and not from steam...big download made me sad. Took forever. Though you do have steam's autoupdater. Single player was fun, but too short. No replay there either. Where this game shines is its multiplayer. While the matchmaking system BLOWS, the gameplay rocks. Making kits is really great (P90 and Deagle with Frag x 3, Double Tap, and Steady aim FTW!), UAV/airstrike/helicopter are great/lame as hell depending on what end your on, and hardcore mode makes the game immensely more fun. If you love FPS multiplayer, this one and TF2 are the ones to have!

World in Conflict:
Blah. Got talked into buying an RTS. Played for a bit and decided to hell with it. Wish I had saved my $50.

Gary's Mod:
Oh...hell...yeah. With my finally legal copy of HL2, I could purchase Gary's Mod from steam. For $10, I've had HOURS of fun. Seriously, I love sandbox game play, and multiplayer could be good if I could manage to find a server. Go out and get some mods: Wire, life support, spacebuild, etc. and just have a fucking blast.

Bioshock:
Meh. Everyone was ZOMG BIOFREAKINGSHOCK IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! I respond with a Meh. I tried to like it, I really did. Plasmids were cool for a while, the setting was neat...but I just couldn't get into it. I dunno what it was about it, but I can't enjoy it.

Unreal Tournament 3:
OMFG! Hells yes! I've loved Unreal since forever, and UT3 cements it. Throw those graphics up to 1900x1220. Hell yes. So hot..want to touch the hiney. Gameplay is sweet, the story rocks, multiplayer rocks, everything rocks. ROCK ON!

Crysis:
Bleh. TOO OVER HYPED. Multiplayer blows, too many cheaters. Sure, the gizmos made it fun for a while (its fun using super strength to kill unwitting enemies) but it didn't last for me. Not to mention that it made MY system stutter, and I have 4gb ram, a quad core, and an 8800GTS 640mb SLI. Yup, made it stutter.

Test Drive Unlimited:
Cool concept, bad execution. I have still not managed to get online with the S.O.B. At least it gives me a fun game to use my G25 wheel for. [Editors note: Please be advised I haven't tried real hard to get this to work. I messed with it, got pissed, played single player for a while and got real far and found out I would have to start over to play online. Bad juju!]

Guitar Hero III:
Yup, I bought GHIII for the PC. I don't have a console that plays it (well..I don't want mono sound on my Wii...freaking Activision). Besides, let me see your PS3 of Xbox360 output 1920x1200. Yeah, that's what I though! I love this game. I'm no power player, it's strictly medium/hard for me (expert is IMPOSSIBLE!). The one thing I want is FREAKING DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT. I would pay for some of the songs that have been released for the consoles. Get off your asses and give me more tracks! oh yeah, and on co-op..always stick the younger sibling on the keyboard and take the guitar so you can SCHOOL THEM! Muwahahhahaha.


Anyways, that's all for now. Oh yeah, and I am now cloning my blog to myspace. Go me!


Conga rats, you made it to the end. Now you get to find out how to game with me!
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